Upon learning of this disturbing switcheroo, Solange used her best witch-priestess abilities to expunge the buzzard's soul from her brother-in-law's body, which entailed a rhythmic series of windmill punches and kick-slaps. For example, Page Six would like to remind us that last year Solange canceled her European tour dates due to "mental/physical health" reasons, and they go on to cite her frequent "marijuana use" and a "NyQuil overdose" as examples of "drug use taking a toll on her mind." But they do add that "Solange was not seen drinking" that night, so 'Solange being a feisty drunk' may not be as likely as we'd thought.Ī third theory would be that Solange has the gift of extrasensory perception and recognized that Jay Z had been the victim of a soul-switch during a voodoo ritual gone awry and his body was currently inhabited by the soul of a buzzard, whose body in return was now inhabited by the soul of Jay Z. Salacious, if highly libelous, stuff!Īnother theory is that Solange simply has mental and/or substance abuse issues, which Beyoncé and Jay Z are pretty used to by now, which would be another reason for their lack of reaction in the elevator. There's also the fact that Roy's ex-husband Damon Dash is a known enemy of Jay Z's, which in telenovela logic could mean that Jay Z had hooked up with Rachel Roy to get revenge on Damon Dash.
This is especially interesting in that Solange had attended the Met Ball with Roy as besties only two years earlier. And - this speculation is especially irresponsible - Us Weekly reports that Solange had "yelled at" designer Rachel Roy just prior to the Jay Z tussle. This would explain why Beyoncé seems so passive in the security camera footage, noticeably making no effort to calm Solange down or protect her husband. Jay Z had cheated on Beyoncé with someone in attendance at the Met Ball and Solange was letting him have it on her sister's behalf. RELATED: Jon Stewart Breaks Down Donald Sterling's Apology Here are a few popular theories behind what went down! That being said, we've learned more about the actual circumstances of last weekend's fateful dust-up.
Meanwhile Solange has been active on Twitter but has discussed only cookies. (Remember that time Kelly Rowland got engaged over Skype?) And today Jay Z and Beyoncé attended a Nets game together like nothing had happened, not an elevator fight and certainly not the release of footage of said fight. For example, according to the timeline, Solange and Beyoncé left for Costa Rica together shortly after the fight, presumably to attend Kelly Rowland's wedding. The actual attack happened over a week ago (after the celebrity costume rodeo known as the Met Ball), which means that all parties have had about a week to get over it and move on with their lives. (But first, a disclaimer: If Solange's solo career isn't significant enough to merit respect in any of these e-rags' writeups, then why did I once spend weeks listening to "Losing You" on repeat? Explain that, blogs.) At the time, everybody urged caution that we not immediately speculate about just what could have caused such a row, but now, a day later and in the absence of any official acknowledgment by the primary participants, it's definitely time to start talking about what went down and, better yet, why. Jay Z is Beyonce's husband and Solange's brother-in-law.So, as you know, yesterday the world was gifted a video of Solange Knowles going WILD on Jay Z in an elevator. Another unidentified man grabs and holds her.Ī woman who resembles Beyonce stands in the corner of the elevator during most of the altercation. They appear to exchange words before the woman lunges forward and starts striking him. In the video, a woman who resembles Solange Knowles enters just before a man who appears to be the rapper.
TMZ says the surveillance video is from an elevator and was taken the night of the Met Gala this month in New York. In the statement, Phillips said the hotel will turn over its information to authorities. "The Standard has already terminated the individual and will now be pursuing all available civil and criminal remedies." "The Standard has identified the individual responsible for breaching the security policies of the hotel and recording the confidential CCTV video released by TMZ," said Brian Phillips, a spokesman for the hotel. (CNN) - The hotel where Jay Z had an alleged altercation with Beyonce's sister says it has fired the person who leaked the tape to the media.
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